Those who continuously talk about all the shit they’ve been through, haven’t been through shit.

Those who allow their children to be rough with animals should be taught a lesson before a lesson is taught.

All of the vitamins you need can be found in a margarita.

Unsalted butter is never an option. It’s just not acceptable.

The slow lane is always the one I am in. Not because I choose to be. I’m impatient as FUCK.

Squirrels are adorable.

Loud cars. LAME! They say so much about your ego and the attention you never received as a child.

The Call Her Daddy Podcast – I’m listening to the episode with Miley Cyrus. It’s my first time listening to this podcast. I’m not loving it. I don’t think it’s for me.